10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.