10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.