10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"