10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.