10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.