10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.