10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS