10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.