10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.