10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it