10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels