10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake