10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."