10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester