10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.