10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"