10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth