10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."