10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.