10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.