10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.