10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts