10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Welcome to kicker school
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP