10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have