10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Welcome to kicker school
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth