10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.