10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel