10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm