10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph