10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.