10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]