10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT