10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.