10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.