10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.