10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow