10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright