10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts