10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?