10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones