10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...