10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury