10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway