10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester