10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fook the floosh droo!