10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.