10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"