10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers