10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"