10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss